FlamingPlatypus's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Circus Galop]

At first I thought I was a clown with rabies... but then I realized I was allergic to the music and my pants fell down constantly. This epic quest is full of soooo much fun and merriment; a precious gift.

Never apologize for art!

[Fathom]

Too short, but very fun regardless. Also, I broke the game by collecting the additional items and jumping over the limits of the map. I fell to infinity.

[Alex]

I'm rarely a critic on this website, but with this game I've made an exception due to the subject matter. However, it's a serious critique and not intentionally a rude one. I knew the mechanics of the game before I began playing, despite my lack of understanding with ALS. The game is too short and it's message too basic to educate me on the subject. Despite the quazi-interesting initial play controls and art style.

What it indirectly taught me (or seemingly tried to teach me) is that "your life is over once you are diagnosed with ALS. The effects are immediate and your inactivity means that your existence is immediately worthless." I refuse to accept this message as helpful or informative.

For the look and feel, I would have given a 3.5, but the length of the game and the message it unintentionally conveys, I have to reduce the score.

[Piggy Patience]

Hooray!... I beat my time! 14: 20! My eyes hurt!

[The Opposite of Up]

I cried savage tears of hopelessness...

I laughed till I cried... bitter tears of foolish pride. Why... why did this game move me so? Have you been granted talent from some sort of extra-dimensional being?... Pine nuts?... Perhaps you need not reveal your source. Bless you, space-honkey.

[Kristmas Run]

This game is terrible...

I can't believe I wasted 2 1/2 hours of my life playing it. Over and over... until my eyes bled. But there's no trophies... I played another two hours to make sure.